Upon our arrival in Sri Lanka, I was in search for two things:
- Booze
- Pork, more specifically Bacon
We quickly found a bar on the beach, and started enjoying the first of many beers, however they didn’t have bacon. We stumbled down the beach until we came to another bar/restaurant called Koko’s on the Beach. It’s a little family run place owned by a super cool British guy, his Sri Lankan wife, and their two daughters. One of their daughters was about 2 years old, and her job was to bring us our beers. One time her mother brought out a round for us, and the little girl burst into tears because SHE wanted to bring them to us! It kind of made me excited to have a 2-year old kid one day to run back-and-forth to the fridge for me 😉
I noticed on the menu at Koko’s that they had a bacon cheeseburger. I asked the owner if the bacon was pork, and when she confirmed, I told her that we wanted a plate of JUST bacon! Her english wasn’t the best, and she kept double checking that she heard me right, “you want 10 pieces of bacon?” I smiled and said yes, however all I could think of in my head was: Yes lady! I haven’t had a piece of pork in 4 months, goooo!!!!!
Minutes later, her husband brought out a plate full of the best bacon that I have ever had! It was greasy, grizzly, crispy, and fucking delicious! (sorry for the language mom). I kind of felt like the dog in this video when he was carrying it out to us.
The owner was baffled at my order, and started asking, “why so much bacon?” After explaining that we lived in a Muslim country and that pork was illegal, he felt so bad for us that he didn’t even want to charge us for it. We slipped him some money, and returned again a few days later for another plate of bacon!










Pupoli walks up and down the beach in Unawatuna, Sri Lanka selling fruit to the tourists on a daily basis. He sold us a mango and then later in the day, another. After the second piece of fruit he asked if we minded that he sat with us and took a little break. Pupoli began telling us about his country and his village. He told us about his wife and his two children. He asked us about our life and wanted to know why we had chosen to come to Sri Lanka on vacation. Before long our conversation turned 10 years back to December 26, 2004. The day Pupoli’s life came unraveled.


Our plan when we get to Sri Lanka is relax on the beach, check out some temples, and head to a national park where we hope to spot elephants and leopards while out on safari. If those three goals are achieved I will leave Sri Lanka a very happy lady. After our Sri Lankan adventure we will head 470 miles away to the Maldives which is a conglomeration of 1,190 islands in the middle of the Indian Ocean. 








With a view like this, can you guess where I will be staying the next time we are in Dubai?