We have all seen the lists before:
You might be a redneck if….
You might be a Minnesotan if….
You might be a child of the 90’s if….
Well I am beginning a totally new list and it is going to be titled: You might be in the Middle East if….
- You might be in the Middle East if a 6 year old has said to you “You should really go on Arab Idol.” (p.s. I referred this poor child for a hearing check)
- You might be in the Middle East if you ask a group of children who they think the people are in the picture with Little Critter and the child you call on answers, “his sister, his nanny, and his driver.”
- You might be in the Middle East if your security guard is wearing a scarf and a winter hat when you walk out to the bus in the morning while it is 75 degrees outside.
- You spend more inside the gas station on snacks then you do outside filling up your gas tank.